Damn I killed my egg

I wounded the first egg in class...
I then took another and proceded to walk home.
However, I had no intention of keeping the damn thing.
I thought about it and decided to throw it at a tree.
It made an awesome splash when it hit the tree.
I kicked the shell pieces to the side and walked home.
I had no reason to do it, but I wanted to put it to some use.
Eating the thing wasn't an option.
I didn't want to throw it in the dumpster.
Damn I killed my egg...And I don't care.